I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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