as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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