i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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