They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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