So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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