I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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