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  • 75 31
    Submitted by Yeep on Oct 6, 12 at 11:27am

    Birthday sex should never be random, it's expected. Like sunrise and income tax.

  • 42 35
    Submitted by wildcatsbabe527 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:13pm

    Even your head? That's dedication

  • 32 30
    Submitted by gabraham on Oct 6, 12 at 4:09pm

    yeah because birthdays are random

  • 33 36
    Submitted by lusian3 on Oct 6, 12 at 11:31am

    Shaved EVERYTHING? Who is he, Powder? Should have got him lightning in a bottle.

  • 28 36
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Oct 6, 12 at 9:38pm

    and now you have stubble. go shave right before. no one wants to fuck sandpaper

  • 31 50
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 6, 12 at 11:24am

    Shaving EVERYTHING, birthday specific and stalker calls. Far from random, more like meticulously planned. Certainly a canivin fat bitch.

    • 34 32
      Submitted by GutterBalls on Oct 6, 12 at 4:53pm

      Ya, my thoughts exactly