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Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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