so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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