is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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