We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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