Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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