the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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