I wish i was in the wii world.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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