I wanna bring you to show and tell
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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