dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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