no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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