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Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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