it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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