How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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