But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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