dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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