She is in my trunk
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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