Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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