About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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