I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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