just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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