he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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