And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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