Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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