She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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