Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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