does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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