i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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