At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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