I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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