so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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