fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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