i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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