it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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