a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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