Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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