Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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