I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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I need moral support for this bender
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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