I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
and you fell through a lawn chair
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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