you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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