please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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