Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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