i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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