Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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