I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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